Mathematics is Doomed

It has just come to my attention that mathematics are by and large, not protected by copyright! This invention has apparently been are virally infected by communist Open Source pirates! This is an emergency! How will math users earn a living!? Tax consultants will go hungry! Math teachers are doomed! People will stop bothering to learn math because there is no money in it. Think of the quality of machines when engineers stop learning math! No more cryptologists! Passwords will become useless and all data will be unprotected. A communist plot to steal our state secrets! Science will grind to a halt! Banks will cease to exist! Every economy in the world will crash permanently! Won't somebody please think of the flashin' children!